Sad Little Clown

a dude that runs around eating sand and lightbulbs he scoops the sand into the lightbulb plus he lights the sand on fire with the lightbulb making a ka boom uh oh what a wet tree

OH GOD ITS A SAD LITTLE CLOWN GO HOME AND LOCK THE DOORS

by Sad little Clown March 16, 2021

Clown

If your name is clown or you just go by it you are probably a pretty cool person and is really fun to be around.

"Have you meet clown?"
"No"
"You should they are awesome!"

by Flowerbugg March 9, 2021

Clown Punch

Clown punch occurs when your significant other makes you laugh while drinking red wine or rum punch. The trickling beverage resembles a bloody nose.

Ken gave Barbie the old clown Punch and she needs a bit of club soda to avoid staining.

by Jay Dubbs December 25, 2022

The Class Clown of Lafayette College

A student at Lafayette College in Easton, PA who makes others' laugh not just in social settings, but also in classroom/academic settings. There has recently been an increase in such students that a title was created for them: The Class Clown of Lafayette College.

If you would like to laugh while in college, go to Lafayette. It is known for numerous students who fit the description of being the Class Clown of Lafayette College!

by Leopards14 February 11, 2025

Nightlight Clown

Proverbial creeper. Stalker. Pervert. Invalid. Not having any personal essential attributes or qualities. Idiot of the "people" of America! Basically, one of you! And one of me. And one of of poo and one of pee!

The nightlight clown of our little Ole town came down from his roost to get his extra boost, yet what he got is clearly only POOP!

by Doododuboobear February 25, 2023

sex ed clown

Lanky Kong's current job.
Give creepy lectures with penis and vulva puppets.
$64,439 per year

He earned a degree in a college town and decided to work as a sex ed clown. Now he has a penis puppet and a vulva puppet too. And he'll give a creepy lecture just for you

by Urban Wildlife November 29, 2023

clown grass

Weed that is so strong that you trip out, walk on your own head, dance all night and say the most hilarious things you've ever said.

Sativa dominant, genetically modified from multiple strains over a long, sitting around 30+% thc. Very rare to find, cannot be cloned successfully outside a lab.

I scored some clown grass on my way back from the west coast. The stories are true!

by G Dano May 20, 2024