by ReallyRealPerson1800 April 30, 2024
Get the cut the table in halfmug. 
Spouse's half-sibling's husband.
My half-co-brother-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
Get the half-co-brother-in-lawmug. by TheBiggestBen November 19, 2017
Get the Half a nipplemug. A heffer on a whole different level. An extremely obesely obese individual breaking the point of no return on the fatness level.
Example 1:
Person 1: Holy fuck, look at that heffer and a half over there!
Person 2: My god, they must weigh 1200 pounds!
Example 2:
Person 1: Have you seen Dave’s new girlfriend??
Person 2: No, she pretty??
Person 1: Uhhh, she’s a heffer and a half but, she’s got a HUGE personality.
Person 1: Holy fuck, look at that heffer and a half over there!
Person 2: My god, they must weigh 1200 pounds!
Example 2:
Person 1: Have you seen Dave’s new girlfriend??
Person 2: No, she pretty??
Person 1: Uhhh, she’s a heffer and a half but, she’s got a HUGE personality.
by countryboy2004 February 14, 2024
Get the Heffer and a halfmug. Hym "Women and fat-cocks. That's why the half-lesbians. Fat-cocks are scarce. Women are attractive. And strap-ons are cheap. Therfore, critical fat-cock theory. It literally explains everything."
by Hym Iam March 9, 2024
Get the Half-lesbiansmug. 
Get the beauty and a halfmug.