August 8

If you were born on August 8 you are simply the absolute GOAT.

Person 1: Yo what day were you born?
Person 2: August 8th, why?
Person 1: Damn bro you were born on August 8th? I’m suddenly madly in love with you!

by notlavy August 7, 2022

September 8

National suck your boyfriends dick day, its September 8, suck his dick!

Suck your boyfriend, its September 8

by mmm___mm September 8, 2024

july 8

send your girlfriend a pic of your pnis

Jane: Hey you know what day it is? july 8
Mark: Yea, fine *sends a pic of his pnis*

by markiplier37 July 8, 2024

8--D

A penis lel
ohh yah

I shoved my 8--D into your mothers asshole

I had gay buttsex by inserting my 8--D into a man

by Gay buttsex master June 21, 2023

Turdy 8

A protein shake constancy blend of peepee and poopoo that must sit for two hours before being thrown at people.

I’m about to throw a Turdy 8 on this hoe.

by Boobarry March 7, 2025

December 8

The day on which juice world died in 2019

"When did juice world die? " "December 8th my man"

by Pathfinder645 January 2, 2022

January 8

National ZEDNED day! Go and stream ZEDNED all day as they are the best duo ever

Yasss ZEDNED can rail me on January 8 and any fucking day

by uterusnumberone March 14, 2022