Dirty zelda

Hes a dickler tickler, Has a tiny peepee and stuck it in a pepsi can once its that small. Has no left coconut only has a but, will always have the V card.

Circumsiced,

Also really likes prostate exams!

Someone: how dare you! U stole my nintendo 64! U dirty zelda!

by Therandomblueguy January 23, 2024

Zelda

A man that has 9 fathers and 18 mothers. Also very hypersexual (praising homosexuality.

Are you Zelda(lord)?

by IBM.Systems May 24, 2024

The Legend of Zelda

A game franchise that makes everything else look like it's not worth buying due to the epic fun you'll have by playing it.

P1: Hey, wanna try out a new game?
P2: Only if it's a game from The Legend of Zelda franchise.

by ACLink December 29, 2020

feeling like zelda

when you feel like zelda in your alphet or in any other parts of your life

yo this bag im wearing has me feeling like zelda

by bearedo June 26, 2024