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Medical Insurance

A United States sponsored gambling in the form of health coverage. If you pay for medical insurance you risk paying for a safety net you won't use, or you risk crippling debt when life makes you a cripple.
Since medical insurance doesn't cover most of what I need it for, I am considering dropping it. I'll save my money while I'm alive, and if something bad happens I'll just have them toss me in the ditch.
by KeeganJonah November 21, 2025
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Pet insurance

Asking your partner if they have pet insurance for their pussy because they’ll need it after getting it smashed
Hey sweetie do you have pet insurance because your going to need it after I smash your pussy tonight
by Lover not a fighter June 19, 2022
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Insure-Erection

Insuring a man gets an erection by committing to his needs and pleasures.
My wife has some great ideas acts for an

Insure-Erection when she’s horny.
by Frank Palace June 27, 2022
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