Indian Scuba Diver

The Indian Scuba Diver is performed by making a nice spicy, hot Indian curry, pouring said curry into the minge of a female (preferably an Indian) while she does a hand stand and then getting a silly straw (the ones that do loop to loops and shit) and sucking the curry right up out of there like you're slurping a slurpee.

"Oh boy uncle Rob, I'd love if you gave me another Indian Scuba Diver!"

by OfficialDG March 22, 2017

Mexican sausage diver

Nobody really knows what it is. Just that it is a sex position which can kill you if you try it without years of practice. You're gonna need parallel bars, chains, a drill and four pounds of butter.

Dude, have you heard? John tried the Mexican Sausage Diver last night and died. He didn't even make it to the hospital. Poor guy, he forgot the butter.

by megurineluka May 19, 2016

Arabian Scuba Diver

Similar to Arabian Goggles(Testicles on the eyes); The act of placing Testicles over a persons eyes, and then placing your dick in the mouth.

I Will make you into an Arabian Scuba Diver.
Its not gay to make a guy an Arabian Scuba Diver, as long as a picture is taken.
Giving another guy an Arabian Scuba Diver is just as gay as and Arabian Goggles.

by LadiesMan769 September 30, 2009

Dirt diver

Homosexual male (offensive)

He came back from his tour in the Navy a dedicated dirt diver.

by Jinaid July 18, 2011

Tokyo Dumpster Diver

The action where a female is shit on by fifty males then, is proceeded to be face fucked by one of the males at random. Quite similar to circle-jerking except this act involves feces.

ME:Oh Boy!, Did you hear that May got the Tokyo Dumpster Diver!?!

FRIENDS ALL TOGETHER:SICK!

ME:Yeah D00dz,What a Slut!

by m00ng04t February 20, 2009

silent scuba diver

When you silently urinate by submerging your dong into the toilet and pissing with no sounds or splashing.

It was real late and I didn't want to wake the baby, so I had to go silent scuba diver.

by chughes January 10, 2007

The Reluctant Cave Diver

When a male inserts his head into a female's vaginal opening.

Person #1: Hey I heard Dave tried the reluctant cave diver on this chick two days ago.

Person #2: Yeah, I'm pretty sure they are still trying to get him out...

by Tramps October 7, 2008