behonkey

Also behonky or behonkus:

Buttocks.

Background: Southeastern Louisiana. This was a slang term people used for buttocks.

"He fell flat on his behonkey."

by Heather DS. May 26, 2008

Behind the Times

When someone finds out new news only to find out that it's fairly old (originally from Super Milk Chan).

Person 1: Did you hear about the Prince of Persia movie?

Person 2: That news is from late LAST YEAR.

Person 1: Oh, well I didn't know.

Person 2: You are so behind the times.

by MANTISscream April 29, 2009

Bedonged

Has a penis

Did you watch that Lady Gaga video where it looks like she(?) is bedonged?

by Some Dude With a Penis September 1, 2009

behind the cow

Having a particularly shitty day

After a lousy client meeting, followed by an abominable lunch, it was clear to Reginald that he was behind the cow.

by wordchick October 5, 2009

behoovergasted

it’s like flabbergasted (surprised) but even more.

i was BEHOOVERGASTED that she had the balls to post that

by bonethugshawty May 18, 2021

BEGONICUS THOTICUS

A spell from webtoon which roughly means begon thot

thot: hey there, long time no see!

funny dude: BEGONICUS THOTICUS

by uwu senpai May 23, 2021

jogging behind a gritter

A phrase used to describe a person who owns an unfortunate face, i.e pizzaface

Oh god, she looks like she has been jogging behind a gritter!

by Wrongbed January 10, 2008