An awful person with anger issues. Very petty, insecure, and self-loathing. Is nice to your face, but very toxic and back-stabbing. Abuses their kids and neglects them to sell drugs. Don't be a Melissa.
Why did you just hit your child all because they were talking to someone you don't like? Stop being a Melissa!
by gruesomegordy January 03, 2021
Melissa is a name for the worst kind of people, awful inside and out. Do NOT trust a Melissa. Usually, slutty-backstabbers with no compassion. Immature people with no sense of humor.
by Bellalexi123 August 04, 2016
The palest girl around town who falls for the type of guy who lingers around the gay bar and chats it up the nocturnal citizens of the under world. A Melissa will usually sound exactly like kermit the frog.
Brad: hey marven, whos that that chick whose whiter than sour cream? I'd like to put gas into that car if you catch my drift!
Marven: Thats Melissa, i tried to watch "Everybody loves Raymond" but i couldn't tell who was talking.
Marven: Thats Melissa, i tried to watch "Everybody loves Raymond" but i couldn't tell who was talking.
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