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Cuddle one day stand

It's like a one night stand but no fucking only cuddling. You can cuddle anyone but only for one night in Nov 6th
Heyyyy it's Nov 6th you have to cuddle stand tonight
Oh ok bet what is it
Cuddle one day stand is a night we only cuddle
by Jasyyyyy October 23, 2020
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National Grab Boob Day

FUCK OFF. GENUINELY FUCK OFF.
MOTHERFUCKERS GENUINELY HAD TO MAKE A WHOLE ASS DAY JUST TO GRAB BOOBS. GO TO PORNHUB OR SOME SHIT AND MASTURBATE WITH YOUR 2 INCHER YOU LONELY ASS MOTHERFUCKING, FUCKING LOOK AT HENTAI OR SOME SHIT YOU FUCKING FETISH-RIDDEN DISGRACE. STOP SEXUALLY ASSAULTING RANDOM WOMEN ON THE STREETS, GO KYS.
Person/Boy 1: “omg it’s National Grab Boob Day!!1 let me go grab that random woman’s racks, she look like she’s got the whole ass bakery!! with that dumpy too!!1”
Person/Boy 2: *punches* “wtf dude that’s disgusting, you can’t just go sexually assault women”
by turbowashere March 26, 2022
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KELDOG day

Keldog day is 16th May annually. It’s for Aussie blokes like myself down on their luck when a gorgeous gal, dimples and great smile, comes into your life and is so sexy, I would fuck her shadow on a gravel road. Funnier than a fart in an elevator and is way too good for the fella but she adores him unconditionally. She is his rock and biggest fan.
I had a KELDOG day once, got a stunner and straightened me out without trying. She is now my wife of 15years… still pushing back every day to this day!
by Hot Dickens Cider 51 May 9, 2024
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National Remi Day

Nov. 22nd, national holiday where you celebrate remi.
Did you hear it’s National Remi Day? It’s nov. 22nd!!
by Alrthen November 22, 2021
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International cum in a bucket day

On March 9th, y'all must cum in a bucket as it is international cum in a bucket day
Tomflynn: you know what day it is?
Mick: nah?
Tomflynn: it's international cum in a bucket day!
Mick: damn!
by Dingleflap69420 March 8, 2021
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I know what we should do we should kiss our tall friends day especially cause there hot.
“Let’s kiss our tall friends day”

A: look it’s B
C: so what

A: kisses B

C: why’d you do that

A: it’s National kiss your tall friend day
by Willllllywobker September 2, 2022
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National send t a tittypic day

On July 6th you give anybody who's name has t in it 5! titty pics
National send t a tittypic day is when you send anybody with a t in there name a titty pic
by Bignanawigniga July 6, 2025
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