Skip to main content

Smoke it off

Everyone goes through bullshit daily, best thing to do is roll up a fat J/Grab a fat Slob and smoke it off.
a way to forget the bullshit.
Steve: hey bro im having a bad day today, i dont have smoke
John: dont trip i have some dabss, lets smoke it off
by FioKioSio June 27, 2023
mugGet the Smoke it offmug.

smoking howitzer

A smoking howitzer is a hidden fact so important in any investigation that when it is uncovered a smoking gun pales in comparison.
When the police discovered what the criminal had done, the chief said: "Forget about the smoking gun what we have here is a smoking howitzer.
by Rocking Robin June 28, 2023
mugGet the smoking howitzermug.

Jerk off and smoke Newports

A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.
Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!

I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!
by how-young-people-talk March 31, 2020
mugGet the Jerk off and smoke Newportsmug.

A Smoked Habanero

The accidental or purposeful killing of a woman so hot that's she is as hot and spicy as a Habanero. The potential killing of which has massive and dangerous repercussions, just like eating a Habanero
Although she was the sexiest woman around, she slept with the wrong man and thus became a smoked habanero.
by Sean J Stewart July 25, 2022
mugGet the A Smoked Habaneromug.

smoking google

Vinay: This man is smoking google right now!
Ben: What does that even mean?
Vinay: Take a look at this guy, doesn't even know what smoking google means ong!
by vinaysmells April 4, 2022
mugGet the smoking googlemug.
<.7.9.7.6.>I SMoked YOur Back<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I SMoked YOur Back<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>I SMoked YOur Back<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

i just smoke weed icl

When someone just smokes weed icl
Wanna bit of sniff? Nah I just smoke weed icl
by H sav & M skatty April 23, 2023
mugGet the i just smoke weed iclmug.

Share this definition