by forREVer November 7, 2019

This is a controversial day when if you look like sex on legs you can do anything you want and not take blame nor punishment for it.
Beth: *eats a sock and a dinosaur*
Taya: how dare you
Me: it’s sex on legs day she can do whatever she wants
Taya: how dare you
Me: it’s sex on legs day she can do whatever she wants
by Kalicia7 December 25, 2020

April 19th, give your Den a nice deep cleansing sponge bath. (Using a sponge is optional, you can use whatever you have on you that is handy, ie tongue etc).
Shocked by how filthy and dirty Den was, I decided to give him a sponge bath on National Give Den a Sponge Bath Day. A perfect day for a nice deep spring cleansing, get deep in all the cracks and crevices.
by Hecate69 April 18, 2019

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by GmanDaMan1221 April 16, 2024

Everyone has to tell their crush they like them on May 19! If you don't, then you're not in respect of our country. 😒
"dude! did you hear that Alex confessed to Paige's mom he likes her?!"
"well yeah duh, its national confess to your crush day."
"well yeah duh, its national confess to your crush day."
by wowzahhhhh May 17, 2025
