National No Water Day

A day where no one can drink water at all

Hey can I go get a drink of water?

Teacher: No it's national no water day...

by Houdini TRLL May 30, 2017

May 23rd - Sticky Day

The day that celebrates the birth of King Sticky, May 23rd.

“How are you celebrating May 23rd - Sticky Day?”
Well by getting sticky of course!

by nworbc May 23, 2023

Darby Day

The day upon which we celebrate all things Darby. Reserved for hot blondes that recently got a dream job. In 2020, this day coincides with Valentines Day, but VD is gay so real ones celly Darby Day.

Dude1: you man you taking that chick out for Valentines Day?
Dude2: Fuck that weak shit. It’s Darby Day, son!

by Bill Bixby250 February 14, 2020

National Katie Mae day

A day to celebrate the birth of all Katie Maes , particularly the OG

We are having a party for national Katie Mae day

by User0507005 November 13, 2020

hug a duck day

April 9th, national hug a duck day in England, Norway, and Iceland. In previously mentioned countries, you must hug at least one duck on April 9th, or suffer consequences such as the death penalty, or up to 40 years in jail, depending on what other fowl have been hugged.

"Hey, I heard Betty forgot to hug a duck on hug a duck day"
"Yeah, she's dead now."

by ducklover9009 April 9, 2021

beat a kyle at pool day

July 16th, the greatest day of the year. Win a game of pool (game pigeon or in real life) against your friend named Kyle. The most glorious day to exist and the only day you will be able to do this.

Person 1: “hey! did you know it’s beat a kyle at pool day?”
Person 2: “no way! i’ll have to send my friend kyle a game pigeon”

by Im_a_petty_comedian July 16, 2021

National Bradly day!

The day we celebrate Bradly’s with no “E” they are often forgotten but will never be forgotten!

It’s National Bradly day! Let’s go party!

by Misster ssisster August 15, 2022