Love your engineer day

The 5th of march is officially known as "Love your engineer day".
On the 5th of march everyone should do everything in their power to please, love and care for people who are engineers.

The official "Love your engineer day" came to be, because its widely known that engineers works extremely hard to save our planet basically in all sectors of our society. The engineers simply does not get the recognition for this. Because of the this the 5th of march "Love your engineer day" was established

"Damn i totally forget it was the official "Love your engineer day" i better find a hot Engineer to give some love and affliction"
or
"Yes of course i have plans on the 5th of march, i need to please my engineer daddy"

by The engineering prophet March 5, 2024

Ignore Xavier Day

It’s a day where Xavier gets ignored
ITS APPARENTLY EVERYDAY

Xavier:”wassup”
Lucy:”…”
Xavier”are you ignoring me”
Lucy “yes it’s national Ignore Xavier Day”

by BuffaloSauce June 24, 2023

National Galilea Day

April 27 is Galilea Magañas birthday and she is the prettiest girl on the planet so it became a national holiday!!

"It's my favorite day of the year, National Galilea Day!"

by galileasbiggestfan April 26, 2025

National Nude Day.

Every girl needs to strip naked when asked.

Yo Girl, strip down its NATIONAL NUDE DAY.

by SANTA MOFOS April 11, 2019

International baby cow day

A day where baby cows are to be celebrated on December 3rd

International Baby Cow Day is a day where you slaughter a whole bunch of baby cows...I think?

by goshdarndiggitydammit April 10, 2024

National Send Ass Pics Day

On April 20th you can send pics to someone you trust and they send sum bacc. To “qualify” to get pics you need to ft them.

person 1 - we gotta ft april 20th for national send ass pics day

person 2- bet

by the rats 🐀 April 19, 2020

Mutual wank day. 7th February

The day you and your partner get on some porn of both of your choice and both get yourself off using your own hands for a wank or mouth

Mutual wank day. 7th February

Mutual wank day. 7th February

by anonymous February 6, 2024