National throw short people day

On october 21st you are allowed to throw anyone 5'8" and under without consequence

Wow its national throw short people day. Im coming after you wren

by IsBadAtMath October 13, 2025

Shit on a Furry Day

On the 10th of January, you are legally and morally allowed to shit on a furry no matter where or when.

Person 1: Dude, it was Shit on a Furry Day yesterday and I accidentally shat on three, when I meant to only shit on one!
Person 2: Damn bro

by mansocoolamiright January 8, 2023

IDGAF day

The national day for September 2nd. A day for you to not give a shit

"Hey bro can you help me with my homework?
"Hell no do you know what day it is? IDGAF day"
"Shit my bad"

by Most Fatty Num Nuts September 1, 2021

national kiss shydaisha day

this is the day where you finally kiss your gf named shydaisha

oh look , it’s national kiss shydaisha day.

by Quenn👑 October 9, 2021

Yorkie appreciation day

This is the day you celebrate your Yorkshire- Terriers!!

It's Yorkie appreciation day.

by Jabari jr. May 26, 2022

Happy Death Day

A 2017 movie about a young woman who wakes up on her birthday and gets stuck in a timeloop where she is repeatedly murdered by an unknown person and wakes up, being full aware that the day is repeating itself over and over. In order to escape the timeloop, she must figure out who killed her and reverse the roles of killer and victim. But it's not going to be as easy as it seems.

Happy Death Day was quite well-received. A sequel soon followed, and a third movie is in the works.

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 9, 2021

National twerking day

Today is the day where you shake what your momma gave you.

Today is national twerking day get ready people!

by tylerfunk June 23, 2020