Groundhog Day

Tucking your penis into your body and slowly guiding it out with your fingers

“hey did you know it’s groundhog day?” “no it’s not it’s on February second… oh shit”

by groundhogger June 22, 2024

Grab ass day

on August 13th, it's national grab ass day.

taken or not, be prepared to get your ass grabbed.

just walk by and grab her ass, it's "national grab ass day"

by Heyyyshdhdhs August 12, 2019

National Send Nudes Day

October 14th a day where you can ask anyone for nudes and they have to send them

"did you hear it's National Send Nudes Day" Yeah I'm gonna tell my girlfriend and finally get those nudes"

by PokemonMaster227 October 12, 2019

Colonizer Day

A synonym for (Christopher) "Columbus Day".

Happy Colonizer Day!!!

Fuck Colonizer Day!!!

I am off on Colonizer Day.

by LingDanc803 October 11, 2023

National mouse breeder day

January 8th is National Mouse Breeder Day

Today is January 8th which is National Mouse Breeder Day I celebrate by pretty mice to give to my snakes

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj January 2, 2025

Anti-Lokman Day

4th of May, the Day that celebrates the People of Gamejolt defeating a racist Undertale Hater and Sex Offender named Lokman and it couldn't have been done without Banana_dreemurr and his dream

Person 1: it's Anti-Lokman day
Person 2: what's that
Person 1: the day that celebrates the defeat of Lokman

by Spider-jolter September 16, 2024

Love your engineer day

The 5th of march is officially known as "Love your engineer day".
On the 5th of march everyone should do everything in their power to please, love and care for people who are engineers.

The official "Love your engineer day" came to be, because its widely known that engineers works extremely hard to save our planet basically in all sectors of our society. The engineers simply does not get the recognition for this. Because of the this the 5th of march "Love your engineer day" was established

"Damn i totally forget it was the official "Love your engineer day" i better find a hot Engineer to give some love and affliction"
or
"Yes of course i have plans on the 5th of march, i need to please my engineer daddy"

by The engineering prophet March 5, 2024