February 18

The day to ask out the most gorgeous girl that you’ve ever seen. The day to ask out the girl that makes you smile at your phone and say « will you go out with me tonight? »

N:will you go out with me?
L:why now?
N:it’s February 18

by Yellownote February 17, 2022

Fucking February

an event starting on the first of feb, in which you fuck ur partner atleast once everyday until the end of the month

“Yo man are u trying fucking February this year?”
“Yeah man, wish it was a leap year tho .”

by Mayo monkey February 22, 2022

February 14

On February 14 kiss your single homies so they know they are Loved

“Ay bro come here it’s February 14 so you know what that means”

by Nxvvs June 25, 2022

February 26th

National Slime your Home Boy day.

Mike: Yo bro im sorry for what im about to do
John: Wdym bro?
Mike: its February 26th...national slime yo hb day

by turbo1459 February 24, 2025

February 20th

National make discord mods mad day.

“Yo check this”
*posts meme in general*
Mod: “Dude what the fuck are you doing.”
*spams in general*
Mod: I swear to god

-Every February 20th

by Idiotic_Sir February 12, 2021

No Finger February

NFF (No Finger February) is the day where girls can't masturbate at all. No finger shall be close to the vagina at all, you can't touch it at all! If you do then you lose NFF (No Finger February)

Girl: omg hey did you here it's NFF?

Boy: what's NFF?

Girl: it's No Finger February girls can't masturbate at all
Boy: oh kinda like NNN (No Nut November) but for girls haha sucks for you

by I fucked your dog January 24, 2021

february 7th

a day where a annoying hoe called lieve was born... its a day where only mistakes can be born. if you ask someone who was born on february 7th if they are a mistake and they say no.. theyre lying.the best thing you could do is cast a spell and erase them from the univers

mistake: i was born on february 7th
you: oh holy spirit erase this entity from existence

by 5qthrtjjtrjs April 5, 2022