someone named satin

Someone with the name Satin.

Satin. Someone named satin and often called fabric by his/her friends and family

by anonymous November 15, 2021

Obama´s last name

It´s his first name.

Jacob: "Hey, what´s Obama´s last name?"

Scholar: " It´s his first name."

Jacob: "What do you mean what´s his first name? I am asking for his last name?"

Scholar: "That would be his first name."

Jacob: "If Obama is his first name his last name is his first name, I don´t get it..."

Scholar: "I think you got it."

Obama: " I just want to go to Central Park and watch folks passing by. Spend the whole day watching people"

Jacob - Walks out *confused*

by ScientificScholar March 6, 2024

Christmas Names

Angel, Angelina, Angelica
Meaning: all names for angel

Avery
Meaning: Elf King

Bell, Bella, Belle
As in Christmas bells, meaning: beauty

Beth, Bethany, Bethenny
As in Bethlehem, the city where Jesus Christ was born

Candi, Candy, Kandi
As in Candy Cane, or Christmas candies

Carol, Carolle, Carolina
As in Christmas carol

Christina, Christine
Meaning: follower of Christ

December
The month of Christmas

Dorothy, Dorothea
Meaning: Gift from God

Dove
As in the bird

Eira
Meaning: snow

Emmanuelle
Meaning: God is with us

Eve
Meaning: living

Faith
from the word ‘faith’

Felicity
Meaning: happiness

Grace
Meaning: Eloquence, kindness, favor

Gloria
Meaning: glory

Ginger
As in gingerbread, meaning: pure

Hermione
Meaning: The messenger

Holly
from holly tree

Hope
from the word ‘hope’

Avery is like an Elf King!

Christmas Names - Meaning: Names for christmas

by Nenna356 December 7, 2021

My name is...

Walter Hartwell White, I live at 308 negra arroyo lane albequerque New Mexico 87104, I have recently smuggled methanphetamine from across the United States. I have a drug problem consisting of where I FAP to my daughter's selfies, I also have attachment issues with my wife so I hot glued my penis inside her. I also broke into your house and stole your wallet, I also broke into your child's bedroom and proceeded to then masturbate to his 'sextapes' he makes on his Nintendo 3DS at 12 am. All while twerking on his nose, I also broke into Alcatraz and fucked a dead corpse, which was actually a corroded stripping pole in Handurez, speaking of Mexico, I have shipped your wife to Argentina, where she will get a BDSM session for exactly 48 hours straight.

My name is... big fat mama llama.

by ☆★Midas★☆ March 27, 2022

National Short People Named Marius Day

A day to celebrate all short people named marius. Marius is the leading name of all people under. 5’1

Hey it’s National Short People Named Marius Day.
He’s so short.

by Short People Inc October 14, 2021

biological name

A term that terfs and other bigots uses to refer to that name that was given to them by their parents on the day that they was born.

Trans person: my name is Tara.
TERF: WhAt Is YoUr BiOlOgIcAl NaMe?
Trans person: Homo sapian.

by Kara-que April 16, 2024

Names

Basically, the cancer of urban dictionary. Names on urban dictionary are where someone uses an example like Jake, and says how they are a great respectable guy and if you find him, don't let go of him. Its bullshit that needs to stop because we don't give a shit.

Names: Daniel is a sweet lovable guy who works hard. If you find a man named jake, don't give him up, or do him wrong.

by WelcomeToSanAndreasFool October 28, 2020