sam

male of white heritage with no understanding of life outside his pale life, usually incredible ignorant and without a life

“why can’t white people say the ‘N word’ it’s nlt even that big of a deal”
“ugghhhh please don’t be a Sam right now”

by logic2018 July 18, 2018

Sam's dick

Unstoppable reality breaker that create the multiverse and know universe and size is infinite.

Sam's dick is bigger then Mckenley's dick based on recent research in May 18, 2022.

By Mckenley the all knowing

by Mobius Chair Mckenley May 18, 2022

sam greenspan

Boy who gets no girls and the girls he does get have missing teeth and vapes in the school toilets

You are a Sam greenspan

by Anonymous11225569 November 24, 2021

Sam

One of the most amazing guys you will ever meet in your entire life. He makes you feel certain ways that are hard to explain. Everything he says and does seems to fill you with joy somehow. It's impossible to let someone this special just pass you by, which is why once you met a Sam, never ever let go.

'I just met a guy named Sam!'
'Ö REALLY THATS SO COOL I WANNA MEET A SAM'

by Paula :) July 3, 2021

Sam

An idiotic drunk who walks into the factory he works at everyday completely stoned and hungover. Close to hang out with ladies, and and it is unknown if he is gay or not. He's very open-minded and does not care what gender it is which he is invading the privacy of. Very unattractive, but okay for a one night stand. She has an IQ is low as -10 who knows it could be even lower the doctors say he is a prodigy of stupidity. His favorite food is concrete and melted Stone. Please avoid this idiot at all costs.

Solomon: then you started making out with the ice sculptures!
Sam: thank God the children weren't on board to see that!

by Thegummiwormsofwomanhood November 27, 2019

Sam

Sam The Wapanese, The one called Little Finger, The Supreme Weeb who leads the Weeaboo infestation and Neet

Did see that Sam in the street? What a disgrace bro. He’s a simp aswell!

by Apollyon the Dread November 7, 2020

Sam

The most caring and loyal friend you'll ever have. Sam is someone you know you can always count on and he'll never judge you for anything. He's honest, strong, filled with optimism and has probably never done a terrible thing in his life. Sam will make you happy and put a smile on your face whenever you talk to him. He has big dreams for the future which he doesn't give up on and always makes it through hard times in his life. He also cares for everyone around him and is the most thoughtful person you will know, he's so handsome but will always need reassurance about it as he can be quite insecure so you need to make sure you're there as much for him as he is for you. If Sam is your friend you should be beyond grateful to have him in your life.

Person 1: "Woah you're friends with Sam?!"
Person 2: "Yeah I am :)"

by AnonymouslyMean January 1, 2024