space crane

A fictitious device used to move heavy objects in space, even though they are not subjected to gravity and thuis have no weight. This makes the device completely useless and absolutely ridiculous.

Guy 1: Hey, wouldn't a space crane be a great idea?! You could move heavy stuff in space!
Guy 2: ... No. That makes absolutely no sense. Shut up, Ron.

by Zarpd August 25, 2011

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Space Burn

When food gets freezer burnt in space

Can garlic bread get freezer burn in space? Would that be space burn?

by MyBrotherHatesThisLol September 5, 2022

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Space Chicken -- In the space industry, when multiple teams have to deliver products that hook up together. Everyone is late, but no one admits it waiting for one of the other teams do flinch and take the blame.

Yododyne was taking late on their Oscillator Overthruster development, but suspected that the Flux Capacitor team was also behind schedule, so they said nothing at the meeting with John Bigboote engaging them in a game of Space Chicken!

by skipoopy May 10, 2024

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