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hammed up

To be in possession of large amounts of ham.
Will: "I just bought a thousand slices of ham, I'm hammed up for life!"
by chesyon March 20, 2023
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Bert Kreischer sit-ups

Bert Kreischer sit-ups is a highly competitive exercise competition requiring each participant to insert a well lubricated prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) into the anus prior to performing maximum effort sit-ups. The goal is to perform the maximum amount of repetitions each round prior to the prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) fully dislodging from the body. A winner will be determined following ten rounds of continuous play with no more than a one minute break in between rounds.
…those last few rounds of Bert Kreischer sit-ups was a gut check!
by Mr SlapNTickle March 20, 2023
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Bert Kreischer sit-ups

A highly competitive exercise competition requiring each participant to insert a well lubricated prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) into the anus prior to performing maximum effort sit-ups. The goal is to perform the maximum amount of repetitions each round prior to the prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) fully dislodging from the body. A winner will be determined following ten rounds of continuous play with no more than a one minute break in between rounds.
those last few rounds of Bert Kreischer sit-ups was a gut check!
by Mr SlapNTickle March 20, 2023
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Bert Kreischer sit-ups

A highly competitive exercise competition requiring each participant to insert a well lubricated prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) into the anus prior to performing maximum effort sit-ups. The goal is to perform the maximum amount of repetitions each round prior to the prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) fully dislodging from the body. A winner will be determined following ten rounds of continuous play with no more than a one minute break in between rounds.
those last few rounds of Bert Kreischer sit-ups was a gut check!
by Mr SlapNTickle March 20, 2023
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Fix it up

To have a sexual encounter with someone. Typically a hook-up.
Johnny: Bro remember when Vanessa sucked both of us off for a vape
Chris: Lmao how could I forget?

Johnny: True, I'm tryna fix it up with her so bad
by Brandsyhsgs March 20, 2023
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Beat your pussy up

To bitch like you have a sandy pussy under you that needs to be patted out for sand.
by Fly Felix March 20, 2023
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