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Holy Goff

Weed so fire you feel like you have accended to the Heavens
Kid 1: yo bro pass the Zaa

Kid 2: ight bro I got you with some new shit

Kid 1: oh fr lemme hit it (TAKES A FAT RIP)

Kid 1: holy shit bro this shit is so good what ya call this?

Kid 2: bro you just smoked the Holy Goff
by ANAL Bible thumping June 27, 2023
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holy shit

Holy shit:
1. The shit or dung of God, which is disposed of in a holy toilet.
2. A slang which is usually laughed at. Example: WTF, because it stands for With The Family.
1) God sure has some holy shit!
2) Holy shit, I forgot to take toilet paper when I went for a shit.
by XInTheDark September 30, 2019
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Holy Crapshot

Half a shot glass of vinegar and half a shot glass of pure cinnamon after eating a habanero chilli
Person 1: Truth or dare

Person 2: Dare
Person 1: do the holy crapshot
Person 2: nah f**k that
by Holy Hellshot January 28, 2021
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Holy Homo Hobo

A saintly homosexual hobo.

They protect homeless women and children from people who wish to harm them.

They like to share everything with their hobo friends.
Hobo1:Hey theres Greg.

Hobo2:He certainly is a Holy Homo Hobo.
by nuclear hobo March 1, 2022
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Holy

-She’s a girl who loves women
-Look str8 but fucking gae
Look, Holy so gae.
by im_obsessed_with_women December 26, 2021
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Holy Monday

The lag for religious people after Holy Week but they still think it is.
Kevin: wow, I never thought Holy Week would end
Tony: what are you talking about? it's Holy Monday!
by KevinTV May 14, 2011
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holy curved

Something that's not right, or graceful, or fortunate. The opposite of damn straight.
Gamer: np, i'll brb, haven't got to the last world
Me: holy curved... it took you that long...
by albcmlga October 27, 2022
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