Holy

1.
dedicated or consecrated to God or a religious purpose; sacred.
2.
used in exclamations of surprise or dismay.

the Holy Bible
saints and holy men
holy smoke!

by HOLY-MOTHER-OF-JOSEPH March 2, 2021

holy heckaroli

what you say when something just occured that was so inexplicably wacky and there's nothing else you could really say. you can never really anticipate something that warrants a "holy heckaroli," but you'll know when it happens

holy heckaroli

by obscureharrypottercharacter March 16, 2023

Holy shizznipple

1). A word replacing holy shit

2).can b used vertualy anywhere

Holy shizznipple DAT back flip tho

by Lazyboi626 July 11, 2016

Holy trinitied

To holy trinity- the act of consuming 5 alcoholic beverages, smoking a joint, and using 2 zyn pouches, in sequential order within 1 hour.

Holy trinitied
“Holy shit goose is making some weird fucking noises”
“Yeah dude he’s on his 3rd straight holy trinity”

by Hdbdbdd August 7, 2024

Hobbema holy twist

Put on your catholic priest robe

Get a greasy squaw to give your cock a snake bite blow job
Blow your load on her face and steal her treaty check on the way out the door

I love going to the reserve to get a hobbema holy twist

by Twist his dick November 21, 2023

holy

THE BIGGEST PAIN !

SHE IS A PAIN HOLY.

by gabriel ok March 2, 2021

The Holy Shit

When, due to a combination of excessive horniness and constipation, one spontaneously ejaculates (for a man while still soft, see shooting from the hip) during an especially strenuous attempt to excrete.

Friend 1: Dude I'm worried that mac and cheese is going to cause me to take The Holy Shit
Friend 2: Oh god, why would your lactose intolerant ass eat dairy mid-November, it's a recipe for disaster

by user31415 January 12, 2021