mark

mark is someone who is friendly and is a mystic master

look at mark mastering the mystic

by bark 4 healz April 26, 2022

Mark

A Mark has 2 sides, one side is sweet and kind, and the other is downright horny evilness. He has a plague inside him that he cannot cure, called "The Piss Toilet." If you are a female, please stay away from a Mark, he's GOONER till he dies. He likes to act innocent and then reels in with his crude, two-faced remarks. He's a great homie, don't get it wrong BUT DO NOT LET HIM KNOW YOU ARE A FEMALE, you have to lower your pitch when speaking to him or else the "The Beast" inside of him will no longer be dormant.

Mark with his homies:

Mark: "I love you, man, if you ever need anything, I gotchu."
Guy: "Thanks, bro, I'm glad to call you my friend."

Mark, when he realizes you're female:

Mark (with his voice softened): "Did you like the piss video I sent you?"
Female: "Ew fuck is wrong with you, Mark?"

Good boy by Mai on Soundcloud

by Mai <3 love August 2, 2025

mark crouch

An enterprise-grade tranny.

That retard did a Mark Crouch and cut his own dick off.

by Jazzhands McFeels December 17, 2018

Mark I (Mark One)

The first in a series.

I saw that with my own Mark I (Mark One) eyeballs.

by Proof_positive August 22, 2011

Princess Mark

A person who has lag in video games.

Dude, Princess Mark lagged out of the match.

by Frick Me March 7, 2020

Mark

That one guy that wont take no for an answer. He will try any thing and he will always do his best. He is also the really stupid one that will do some crazy s**t if he feels like it. Trustworthy, talented, and loving. Will do anything to protect his friends.

Hey, is that my redneck cousin? Nope, just Mark.

by Bumblebee55x January 25, 2022

Mark

Mark - Adjective

To Mark is to be endearingly awkward but also cool as fuck

“Damn, my crush is really Mark”

by Jxxn March 12, 2022