Spic and span

Ultra clean - when you have guests coming over and your parents tell you to clean up your room

Ayo your aunt’s coming over. I want your room SPIC AND SPAN

by _alkaline_ November 22, 2025

Reverse-Spic

An extremely dumb white guy looking for simple home jobs in Mexico. He will have either an ok understanding of Spanish or barely any at all. It is pretty common for him to leave before a job is finished, and with some of your property too. He will have common trips to the United States, and will most likely sell your stuff to thrift stores in the US.

"¿Puedes poner una bañera nueva por 700 pesos?"
"Si. Grande jobo, amigo."
"Ah, so you reverse-spic, ese?"

by Pingadingus March 12, 2024