huntret percent

1. Unquestionable certainty with no basis in reality
2. Maximum certainty
3. Like 110%, but everyone knows huntret is max.

'Jimmy was huntret percent he'd get the job, but he had no qualifications and farted loudly in the interview.'

"Do you think the Cowboys will win this playoff game?"
"Huntret percent!"

"Do you think all the ladies will like my new Affliction shirt?"
"Huntret percent - can't miss!"

by Hot Caudle January 20, 2022

2 percent

The percent of people in the world that are causing 95% of all of our problems who should be in prison or institutionalized.

If we took 2 percent... put them in jail period...all problems would instantly go away...2 percent would be the baseline...mandatory minimum.

by TheStol August 25, 2025