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Couch litter

Debris and other various stuff that falls between or under the couch cushions.
Don’t through that couch litter at me!

I removed the couch cushions to vacuum up the couch litter.
by Americon187 July 24, 2021
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litter tray

Anus, shit pipe, durgo, chimney, sewer pipe.
Big Pat: Dal, I heard you had a date with the barmaid from the Dog and Duck last night.
Dal: Phwoaarrr I had my work cut out there mate. All she wanted was chopper.
Big Pat: I hope you obliged?
Dal: Mate I even stuffed it in her litter tray.
Big Pat: Good boy.
by Pat the builder November 4, 2019
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Litter Shitter

The title bestowed upon someone who participates in the practice of defecating in the cat litter tray so as not to miss a crucial moment in a televised live sporting event by leaving the room to visit the bathroom.
"Dude, I seriously need a shit but I just know the Broncos are gunna score a touchdown as soon as I leave the room".
"Don't sweat it Bro, just curl one out in the cat litter tray and clean it up after the game".
"Seriously Dude"?
"Yeah no problem, I do it all the time when watching the game, your eyes never need to leave the TV. I'm a regular Litter Shitter".
by The Shanners August 22, 2016
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Litter Truffle

The clumps of urine-soaked clumps that you dig out of your cat’s litter box.
I just cleaned a whole mess of litter truffles from Oreo’s box, and they smell really bad. I think she may have a UTI.
by meeeeee11111 February 12, 2022
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Clitty Litter

The stuff inside of a dirty pair of panties.
Does your girlfriend have clitty litter?
by HappyAssArrows July 15, 2022
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second-hand littering

Refers to where you pick up a discarded object to examine it for possible value to you, then decide that you don't want it, either, and toss it down again.
Second-hand littering has been a hotly-debated topic for eons. One the one hand, a person who picks up something that someone else has already thrown away likely feels that it's not his responsibility to go and find a trash can for said discarded object just because he briefly handled it, since he was not the one who originally discarded the item, and he himself is a conscientious bloke who never litters like that with his own trash. But many other humans disagree --- they feel that by tossing away the item again, this "second" person is littering just as much as the "original" litterbug, since he, too, is dropping an unwanted item on the ground. "Dropping any unwanted item on the ground instead of in a trash can is still littering," they insist, "regardless of whether the item was already there or not!"
by QuacksO August 17, 2018
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cunny litter

CUNNY LITTER = THE DRIED AND FLAKY WHITE DISCHARGE IN A WOMAN'S PANTIES.
Cunny Litter is to pussy, what Parmesan Cheese is to Pasta 🍝
by Babbs and Brock Myers-Cox October 7, 2023
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