A Fungler is a person who masturbates using mushrooms. This can including hollowing out the stem of one of the bigger types of mushrooms and thrusting one's cock in it, or various other methods.
Krunk is an adjective for things that are like super chronic or have been going on for a very long time.
There are two ways one can define Krunk Fungler.
1. A Chronic Fungler, eg. one who has masturbated with mushrooms for years and years.
2. A Fungler (mushroom fucker) who often edges.
These definitions are not mutually exclusive of course
Krunk is an adjective for things that are like super chronic or have been going on for a very long time.
There are two ways one can define Krunk Fungler.
1. A Chronic Fungler, eg. one who has masturbated with mushrooms for years and years.
2. A Fungler (mushroom fucker) who often edges.
These definitions are not mutually exclusive of course
Philbert: Hey is Ethan coming to Longhorn Steakhouse with us tonight?
Johnny "Bilge Suit" Blenderman: Nah man you know that motherfucker is a Krunk Fungler, he's been locked in his room with a pack of portobellos and Toadette r34 for weeks now.
Johnny "Bilge Suit" Blenderman: Nah man you know that motherfucker is a Krunk Fungler, he's been locked in his room with a pack of portobellos and Toadette r34 for weeks now.
by definitlynotakrunkfungler April 12, 2024
Get the Krunk Funglermug. by tylerisAduck March 2, 2021
Get the krunkmug. being so high and drunk you are slurring your words around 11 p.m, cross-eyed while stuffing your face with food and not really caring what kind of food it is and bragging about it the next morning
by fufuhjm,udfhm,fifu,fduyjtyje April 8, 2019
Get the krunkedmug. To consume a lot of kava kava (Piper Methysticum)
And then get drunk on it but then just to be different, though the effects of alcohol and kava are commonly compared it’s called “krunk” this is usually a state of being so high you are close to slumping.
And then get drunk on it but then just to be different, though the effects of alcohol and kava are commonly compared it’s called “krunk” this is usually a state of being so high you are close to slumping.
I’m so krunk, I don’t think I can drink any more kava I’ve already downed like 10 cups from the kumete in a span of 2 hours”
by DEVIL BEVIL July 15, 2025
Get the Krunkmug.