the really annoying act of when a person is eating food really slowly, which makes you want to grab the food and shove it up their ass. It can be also done with fluids as the person tends to take a sip of a drink and put it back in the fridge for the next day.
Guy: Hey Fred, wanna go to Mac's?
Fred: Nooom, nooom, nooom....
Guy: Jesus Fred, stop being a food camper!
Fred: Nooom, nooom, nooom....*slap*
Fred: Nooom, nooom, nooom....
Guy: Jesus Fred, stop being a food camper!
Fred: Nooom, nooom, nooom....*slap*
by GrapeMan February 23, 2012
A crappy Astro Van, only with the back seats removed and replaced with a full-size couch. May or may not include Meijer spinners.
by Hughe G Rection December 16, 2008
A dubbass nigga who is in a relationship with a STD campsite. He will end up with a rash on his dick because his hoe is so natty. He will end up with his mom who will put ointment on his rash infected dick. YOU ARE SO DUMB YOU ARE REALLY DUMB FO' REAL!!!!! RUN AND TELL THAT!!!!! CAMPER!!!!!!!!!
Voice of Reason: Boy why you with that STD campsite now u infected with her rash!
Dumb Ass Mother Fucker: Because I Like her Alot.
Voice of Reason: I dont know what worse being an STD campsite or being a voluntary STD camper?????? Ya' Heard!!!!
Dumb Ass Mother Fucker: Because I Like her Alot.
Voice of Reason: I dont know what worse being an STD campsite or being a voluntary STD camper?????? Ya' Heard!!!!
by Friends Against STD CAMPSITES! April 09, 2011
by Kotton Mouth King of Kannibus October 29, 2003
euphemism for a homeless person.
by outpaigeous February 14, 2012
Someone who has a campfire in their backyard in a densely populated urban setting. They act as though they are camping in the wilderness, but in reality they are surrounded by neighbours who do not enjoy the smoke from the fire.
The neighbours backyard campfire caused us to move inside and close the windows because of the heavy smoke drifting our way. I hate Urban Campers.
by Étienne Roux September 26, 2010
A type of player that can be found in the popular game Halo. These players will hide in the enemy team's base just to steal a powerful weapon or vehicle.
Red team 1:"Hey, why won't the tank spawn in!?"
Red team 2:"The enemy has it, we need to watch out for base campers!"
Red team 2:"The enemy has it, we need to watch out for base campers!"
by Cl0wn78 December 28, 2020