uncle's birthday

An excuse for not coming out because you're at home having anal sex
Brock was at his uncle's birthday again this week
by AmK11 March 15, 2017
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uncle howard

To shit everywhere in someone else’s bathroom, I mean everywhere under the seat, behind the toilet, and then to leave with the evidence running up ones back.
While donning a bunny mask and apron, Aunt Sue asking for rubber gloves because someone just fucking Uncle Howarded the damn toilet.
by Fireside drinkers August 9, 2019
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Uncle Paul

Uncle Paul is a fictional character made up to impress other and make them laugh. He is usually used for jokes to make sad girls from battle fields laugh.
Uncle Paul’s going to get us all an md from his vending machine
by Wee eccie May 20, 2021
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UNCLE RICO

A person who loves living in the past. The persons constantly talking about a sport they used to play and brag about how they were the greatest at it and that they could have been the best at it if they would of overcame a certain obstacle (Like breaking a bone or that they were held back by someone etc.) It's also a reference to Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite
Brad: Man I could have been a top NFL prospect if I would have worked on my game more back in the day
Tim: Dude shut up you're being such an UNCLE RICO
by I'm just here January 19, 2019
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Uncle Shamus

Having sexual intercourse with someone while playing the bagpipes. This does not usually attract many bystanders therefore it is useful when wanting some privacy
You should have heard it, my parents were doing the Uncle Shamus last night, I had to get out of there
by RadientEclipse June 28, 2011
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Shame Uncle

A person known to bring shame to his family. Even from young age, he behaves like an uncle and tries to guide his peers, but always ends up misguiding them. Also known to spam call his friends when they are playing games on their phones.
Don't listen to Shame Uncle, he will only misguide us!
by iCarp May 12, 2021
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sucky uncle

That one eyed man is a sucky uncle because he always upset his nephew.
by Sucky UNCLE November 3, 2015
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