A fuckin Asian bitch with no dick. His nome goes inside his ugly deflated basketball looking ass head.
by Anonymous0003 May 3, 2018

raymond is cool mean and ok looking he is my cousin so i cant say he is hot but she is a pretty princess ig but he is my bestie westieee
by yazlyn April 27, 2022

An adorable big black guy who once read the entire Urban dictionary in only 74 mins. so that he "could converse with the others uniformed officers" .
He's been the captain of Brooklyn 99 precint, a kind of Daddy figure for Jake Peralta and a loving husband to Kevin.
His worst enemy is Madeline Wuntch , for whom he has frequently travelled abroad "to look for new Wuntch insults" . She later demoted him from captain to cop, escalating season 7th in a crazy funny situation.
His robot personality has smoothed down more and more during the 8th seasons of the show and his straight alter-ego "Is a real dog!" (quote by Jake Peralta).
He's really loved by all the squad and makes a great character who loves to send criminals, alias. PUNKS, in prison.
He's been the captain of Brooklyn 99 precint, a kind of Daddy figure for Jake Peralta and a loving husband to Kevin.
His worst enemy is Madeline Wuntch , for whom he has frequently travelled abroad "to look for new Wuntch insults" . She later demoted him from captain to cop, escalating season 7th in a crazy funny situation.
His robot personality has smoothed down more and more during the 8th seasons of the show and his straight alter-ego "Is a real dog!" (quote by Jake Peralta).
He's really loved by all the squad and makes a great character who loves to send criminals, alias. PUNKS, in prison.
Grandma: "Derek, did you steal 20 bucks from my wallet again?!"
Derek: "...nope"
Grandma: "I know you are lying, You, PUNK!"
Derek: "Gosh, you really sound like Captain Raymond Holt"
"There is nothing more intoxicating that the clear absence of a penis" - Captain Holt alter-ego.
Derek: "...nope"
Grandma: "I know you are lying, You, PUNK!"
Derek: "Gosh, you really sound like Captain Raymond Holt"
"There is nothing more intoxicating that the clear absence of a penis" - Captain Holt alter-ego.
by Spaghetti_Lover_69 September 13, 2023

by mclagger September 12, 2022

The type of guy to go in 1vs9, die and ping question mark on his teammates. Then later goes 0/6969 and the report his teammates for trolling.
by The good teamate August 24, 2018

Raymond is a stupid skanky bitch who looks like the yellow teletubby . He thinks he better then everyone and doesn’t give a shit about no one then his 1inch uncircumcised dick. He is constantly rude to everyone thinks his humor is funny when in reality he is dumb as fuck. He thinks every girl wants him when no one would want his 5 foot clown hair Simpson looking ass dick. He smells like dick cheese and personally I think he has it. He is a selfish prick that doesn’t think about anyone feelings and can suck satan big cock which don’t mind since I’m 100% sure he sucks his best friend off everyday.
Best friend: want to go in the back of vons and suck me off
Raymond: yes but your going to have to hit it from behind
Best friend: deal
Raymond: yes but your going to have to hit it from behind
Best friend: deal
by One who shall not be named November 22, 2021

A chill dude. In life, he just wanna find a girl that he can just vibe and watch Disney + with. Know for his nickname RayGlizzy, He created his twitter with the username "RealRayGlizzy" because I quote, "The username RayGlizzy was already taken by a flunky, So I just added "Real" ". He was born in New Orleans, Louisana on February 9th, 2002.
On September 17, 2019, his Twitter was banned because of false rumors of him telling a woman," You're built like a Ford Focus". With the help of his friends of getting his twitter back, the group of teens made the #FreeGlizzy movement go viral with over 130k likes and 89k retweets. Subsequently, Twitter Support gave him his account back when officials found the report to be false. He also goes by "Ray, Glizzy, Huncho, HunchoGlizzy, Glizz, and Lil Glizzy"
Fun Fact: He can dunk whiling being 5'8
On September 17, 2019, his Twitter was banned because of false rumors of him telling a woman," You're built like a Ford Focus". With the help of his friends of getting his twitter back, the group of teens made the #FreeGlizzy movement go viral with over 130k likes and 89k retweets. Subsequently, Twitter Support gave him his account back when officials found the report to be false. He also goes by "Ray, Glizzy, Huncho, HunchoGlizzy, Glizz, and Lil Glizzy"
Fun Fact: He can dunk whiling being 5'8
Raymond Nicholas is just trying to find love.
Raymond Nicholas goes RayGlizzy.
Raymond Nicholas Nickname was given by his mother.
Raymond Nicholas goes RayGlizzy.
Raymond Nicholas Nickname was given by his mother.
by yzzilgyaR February 6, 2020
