Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome

The condition known as Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome is when one suffers the chronic traumatic stress syndrome brought about by a dream, or dreams; of being a squirrel, and waking up to find out that they are not in fact, a squirrel. Also known as PSTS.

I heard Lou Lou is suffering from Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome again, the poor girl. We'll bake her some brownies and take them over to her den where she's hiding.
'Oh you mean PSTS, that's nasty stuff!'

by mojoroberts December 24, 2016

trauma salad

A game you play with a friend or two and you record yourself on video taking turns pouring candy into a giant bowl while explaining a story about a true traumatic event. One story per bag of candy. The goal is to see how big the salad can go and you eat it at the end to celebrate healing.

Let's make a trauma salad and post it on tiktok.

by Joy Rising August 11, 2024

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by MajorLeague1989Inspiration April 24, 2025

background trauma

Trauma from your past that you've either buried deeply or gaslight yourself into believing wasn't trauma, or both, that affects your day to day decisions and you don't even realize it.

Her: How do you find the worst romantic partners?

Me: I think my background trauma gives me an inferiority complex, it affects everything actually, not just the guys I date.

by Siouxise Eileen November 30, 2023

Trauma Gone

Noun
Completely distraught.

When my mom died I was trauma gone.

by kydeelou February 21, 2021

TRAUMA PARK

Trauma Park is a deranged South Park alternate universe created by 1NV4D3R-ST4CKDR01D. a deranged and perverted male in his 20s. The AU starts off with Kyle Broflovski now 13 years old shooting up South Park Elementary

"Dude, did you read TRAUMA PARK? shits fucked up but it has a good plot" "Bro TRAUMA PARK is so fucked up, how dare someone write this, did he not think of the victims?"

by AK47Love September 10, 2023

Trauma dumpy

When your friend has been through a lot so they channel it into growing their booty

You: Looking thick today bro that ass looking tight
Friend: thanks bro I've been training hard since my dad left
You: Damn you double cheecked up you getting that trauma dumpy

by DeesLaw November 21, 2021