"Man, I've been working like a dog", he muttered into the phone, his feet up, eyes on the game, the bag of Doritos on his chest almost empty. There must have been a time, long ago, he imagined, when dogs spent their lives herding cattle from sunrise to sunset, but any actual 21st century dog he knew was lazier than The Dude.
by Monkey's Dad March 1, 2020

In between sobs over his flabby bitch tits "Stop whining and work harder!!!"
Hym "Ohoho! No. I already did more than you."
Hym "Ohoho! No. I already did more than you."
by Hym Iam June 10, 2025

Realizing that I got some problems internally and that I need to make changes to myself, and then spending some time away from people so I can make those changes and be a better me.
by Sean Vann October 19, 2021

a guy who has had sex with a woman he is dating much sooner than everyone else would have anticipated
by Private Skittles May 28, 2017

It isn't fair to employ people to work for you, but then not tell them all of the basic stuff about your establishment, thus obliging them to sometimes humiliatedly reply, "I have no idea --- I just work here" when queried about something related to your company's operations or policies. Any employee should be able to answer most frequently-asked questions about your place of business that might logically be posed by the general public.
by QuacksO September 12, 2019

by osy_wan May 13, 2024

Steve jobs created the Iphone 6 while drinking his morning cup of coffee during Toilet Paper Work hour.
by Zhall November 14, 2014
