The annual basketball game between two Sacramento rivals, Jesuit/St. Francis and Christan Brothers, that takes place every Januaray in the basketball season. The gym each year gets slowly more packed as the games go on, from Freshman to Varsity. This compition is so electrifying and full with energy that if you loose you carry the humiliation of loosing to your rival. It's not a friendly game between two high schools, it's war.
Eugene- Hey Susie what game should I go to? Sacramento Kings vs Denver Nuggets or Holy Hoops?
Susie- Hands down Holy Hoops! You don't wanna miss this game!!
Susie- Hands down Holy Hoops! You don't wanna miss this game!!
by Alberta Payne January 12, 2014

by thigh guy December 12, 2022

a holy god macha chad is even a better than a giga chad because even if he/she does something like furry porn the father will never get the milk
Mike: hey see that holy god macha chad luke: yea what about him? Mike: i heard he did furry porn did still the father never left! Luke: wow...
by Bing Bong dictionary September 18, 2022

When, due to a combination of excessive horniness and constipation, one spontaneously ejaculates (for a man while still soft, see shooting from the hip) during an especially strenuous attempt to excrete.
Friend 1: Dude I'm worried that mac and cheese is going to cause me to take The Holy Shit
Friend 2: Oh god, why would your lactose intolerant ass eat dairy mid-November, it's a recipe for disaster
Friend 2: Oh god, why would your lactose intolerant ass eat dairy mid-November, it's a recipe for disaster
by user31415 January 12, 2021

by Whyudothis2me June 14, 2017

How, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Defeated United States Of America With A twenty-Five United Stated Of America Dollar Open Container Ticker
How, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Defeated United States Of America With A twenty-Five United Stated Of America Dollar Open Container Ticker
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

Leader of the church of ketchup, Saint Nik is a holy man who hails from the land of Mongolia. He has come to Wsconsin to purify the souls of poor Americans in need of ketchup. All will fall before the Holy purity of His divinity will cleanse all nonbelievers in an efficient and righteous purge on the year of the Saint 2040. All non believers in the ketchup house will be cleansed upon the turn of this holy year, leaving the followers of ketchup to build the world anew.
by The prophet of Nikolas December 31, 2023
