When you have sex with your partner while they have Covid (preferably with a 105°+ fever) resulting in a feeling similar to that of a lava lamp
by Lc214 July 30, 2024

A dirty akteer is a sex move where you kidnap an underaged asian boy or girl and feed tge bat for two weeks, then you mount them and start to pass in their pussy or ass, once that us done you sit on their faces whilst shitting whet sloppy and hot shit all in their mouths which is miz3d with the cold cum you squirted all over their faces earlier on, then you slap your big bbc all over their faces and vomit in their eyes whilst on 6969mg of viagra, once that has been done only then can you have normal doggy sex with them on a cargo plane as you fly it into Manchester stadium.
I just did a dirty akteer with your 9 year old asian sister
-Wow did you take a video for me to watch later, I've always wanted to see my sister be a victim of the dirty akteer
No however when u dirt akteer your baby brother I will be sure to record it
-Wow did you take a video for me to watch later, I've always wanted to see my sister be a victim of the dirty akteer
No however when u dirt akteer your baby brother I will be sure to record it
by Alassamsublatcla June 26, 2023

When a random person you met on the bus starts playing the ukulele inside of your rectum. That person is legally required to play Megalovania.
White boy1: Oh dude have you ever experienced a dirty ukulele?
Kyle: Yeah, bro. They arrested the gay guitar player tho, because he was playing Despacito.
Kyle: Yeah, bro. They arrested the gay guitar player tho, because he was playing Despacito.
by Seabasstheitalian April 21, 2020

by 123d21s March 13, 2022

When two guys touch dicks on a girls tongue then proceed to creme on the tongue and then the guys lick the cum off her tongue
by Penisluguini April 13, 2020

by The Benjanator December 19, 2009
