Dick to the Hip

A phrase to use when things aren’t going your way or when things just aren’t right.

Symbolises when the dick isn’t aimed probably and nothing goes right from then on.

“Jeez, my shift a work today was a real dick to the hip!”

by dicktothehipcreator101 April 26, 2020

dick and balls

dick and balls are a male parts of their body that females look at and s*ck on

yo were like dick and balls

by urfavgirllllkayla June 14, 2023

dick biting day

its the day where you get your bf or male friend to get you to bite his dick (may 21)

*guy comes home*
girl- "hey, babe! come here!"
guy- "what is it?"
girl- "its may 21.. dick biting day"
guy- NO, YOUR NOT BITING MY DICK-"
girl- *bites*

by goth_jesus May 2, 2024

Barbod Dick

A huuuuuuuuge and attractive shlong. A very big wang the size of an elephant trunk. Fun and entertaining to play with, and always good for the kids. This dick makes the titanic look like an atom. Barely fits on Earth. This dick is so humongous it has grown into the core of the Earth and travels the Globe all while still growing. If you ever see the tip growing out of the ground give it a little push to send it back on track.

*at a party
"OMG I JUST SAW BARBOD DICK"
"NO WAY" are you serious?
"YEAH IT WAS BIGGER THAN YOUD EVER THINK".

by donthedevious February 19, 2024

Dick

A person usually named tunde and he pisses of his girlfriend alot. Also acts very childish.

Tunde your a fucking dick!!.

by Tjasus December 29, 2018

ladder of dicks

To achieve career ambition, one often has to climb the corporate ladder, or the'ladder of dicks', wanking off every rung as you climb, tasting the pearls of success.
The phrase derives from the french 'La L'addere au phallu' and was widely referenced in french aristocratic circles during the period of the french revolution (1789-1799) when it was necessary to protect ones family by wanking off the guillotinere while climbing the scaffold to avoid certain excution.

Andreas: oh man today was so full on
Phil: how so?
Andreas: I had to submit all the shit today and buy the boss a beer

Phil: ahh I see, so your climbing the ladder of dicks I see, soon you'll have a pearly white corporate smile like the rest of them.

by 3Dolphins February 23, 2018

dick deposit

the act of a male going over to a sexual partner's residence or dwelling for quick sexual activity

David went to John's house last night to make a dick deposit.

by ChatchLands April 8, 2020