Toronto Turd Torpedo

when a guy takes his Girl friend out for a dirty dinner

( preferably something Mexican or fast food ) and later that night proceeds to have anal sex with her. Making sure he gets real deep covering his cock with as many turds as possible and right before ejaculation he pulls out and shoves his cock into her mouth projecting the turds from the cock to the back of her throat.

Guy1: wow... my girl friend really likes the Toronto turd Torpedo
Guy2: that sounds awesome , she must be a real special girl

by da golden finga August 16, 2011

turd wrench

slang term for a toilet plunger

Honey, the toilet is stopped up again. Where's the turd wrench?

by hellbilly_213 August 2, 2009

Turd Monger

One who handles turds of all shapes and sizes. A wanker or piss-ant.

guy #1: Look at that guys mullet.

guy #2: yeah, he must be a turd monger.

by greazy cheazy September 15, 2009

Horse turd hotdog

I made it up. It’s a horse turd on a hotdog bun. Up in the north during the civil war when soldiers were starving they would eat these

Dang that’s one good horse turd hotdog!

by Defaultfance2000 March 16, 2019

Minnesotan Turd Sandwich

When you have either two smaller shit logs or one large mf cut in half placed between two slices of Wonderbread, you then proceeded to jimmy your shaft through the turd sandwich like American Pie.

“I’m going to take a break and go enjoy a Minnesotan Turd Sandwich”
“Mts”

by ScootyPuffSr. January 24, 2021

road pack a turd

Not having the ability to poop for an extended period of time because of driving or riding in a vehicle.

Travis says: "Dave where are you going?"
Dave says: "I'm going to take a crap, i don't think i can road pack a turd for an hour!"

by travdizzle April 1, 2009

unicorn turd pillows

Is a magical rainbow pillow that was birthed out of a unicorns toe and rubbed on a dogs butt to for the shape of a turd

That pillow it totally a unicorn turd pillows

by ........!_ November 29, 2014