Turd Degree Burn

When one eats vast amounts of hot spiced foods, but is burned badly the following day in the restroom.

John ate lots of hot spicey chicken wings last night, and felt the torture of Turd Degree Burn the next day in his bathroom.

by anonymous42432423 November 20, 2012

turd wrench

slang term for a toilet plunger

Honey, the toilet is stopped up again. Where's the turd wrench?

by hellbilly_213 August 2, 2009

Turd Monger

One who handles turds of all shapes and sizes. A wanker or piss-ant.

guy #1: Look at that guys mullet.

guy #2: yeah, he must be a turd monger.

by greazy cheazy September 15, 2009

Horse turd hotdog

I made it up. It’s a horse turd on a hotdog bun. Up in the north during the civil war when soldiers were starving they would eat these

Dang that’s one good horse turd hotdog!

by Defaultfance2000 March 16, 2019

Minnesotan Turd Sandwich

When you have either two smaller shit logs or one large mf cut in half placed between two slices of Wonderbread, you then proceeded to jimmy your shaft through the turd sandwich like American Pie.

“I’m going to take a break and go enjoy a Minnesotan Turd Sandwich”
“Mts”

by ScootyPuffSr. January 24, 2021

road pack a turd

Not having the ability to poop for an extended period of time because of driving or riding in a vehicle.

Travis says: "Dave where are you going?"
Dave says: "I'm going to take a crap, i don't think i can road pack a turd for an hour!"

by travdizzle April 1, 2009

Cartman Eating Turd

A Turd Which Eats Eric Fukin Cartman

Oooh God Look Out for The Cartman Eating Turd

by Card Farting Unicorn August 23, 2016