when a guy takes his Girl friend out for a dirty dinner
( preferably something Mexican or fast food ) and later that night proceeds to have anal sex with her. Making sure he gets real deep covering his cock with as many turds as possible and right before ejaculation he pulls out and shoves his cock into her mouth projecting the turds from the cock to the back of her throat.
( preferably something Mexican or fast food ) and later that night proceeds to have anal sex with her. Making sure he gets real deep covering his cock with as many turds as possible and right before ejaculation he pulls out and shoves his cock into her mouth projecting the turds from the cock to the back of her throat.
Guy1: wow... my girl friend really likes the Toronto turd Torpedo
Guy2: that sounds awesome , she must be a real special girl
Guy2: that sounds awesome , she must be a real special girl
by da golden finga August 12, 2011
by hellbilly_213 August 02, 2009
by greazy cheazy September 15, 2009
I made it up. It’s a horse turd on a hotdog bun. Up in the north during the civil war when soldiers were starving they would eat these
by Defaultfance2000 March 17, 2019
When you have either two smaller shit logs or one large mf cut in half placed between two slices of Wonderbread, you then proceeded to jimmy your shaft through the turd sandwich like American Pie.
by ScootyPuffSr. January 25, 2021
Not having the ability to poop for an extended period of time because of driving or riding in a vehicle.
Travis says: "Dave where are you going?"
Dave says: "I'm going to take a crap, i don't think i can road pack a turd for an hour!"
Dave says: "I'm going to take a crap, i don't think i can road pack a turd for an hour!"
by travdizzle November 20, 2008
by 1jeaner1 August 01, 2021