july 3rd

national smegma day, today is the day where smegma is appreciated and normalized

Guy1: yo its july 3rd, what color is your smegma

Guy2: its purple, what about yours?

Guy1: piss yellow, wanna make out?

by Tophy_ayylmao April 8, 2023

July 22

National Big Sister Day!!!!!

if you are seeing this on july 22, and you have big sister, show her some love!!

by Jessie_12345 July 22, 2021

4 July

national backwards day

“It’s 4 July! The national backwards day. Everything is reversed!”

by flyingmonkey216 July 2, 2022