National Snog a Fat Man Day

On October 22nd, you are legally obliged to snog fat men if you see them, no permission needed. Particularly ones with beards.

Oh hey, tomorrow is National Snog a Fat Man Day.

by Teepy D October 21, 2022

kyndal appreciation day

Kyndal appreciation day is on October 20th. Go show your Kyndal’s some love!

“It’s Kyndal appreciation day! What did you get Kyndal?”
“I got her more fluffy socks, what about you?”
“I got her some new hoodies”

by smirfy today November 15, 2020

nemo day

december 27 is popularly celebrated as the nemo day in honour of the best fish in the sea !! everyone can dress up as fishes and pay respects to nemo or go on an adventure to find nemo.

Hey ! It is December 27 also defined as nemo day ! Would you like to worship my nemo stuffed toy with me?

by allharrynostyles April 17, 2022

hate layndon day

Every November 30th you will hate layndon

Person 1:oh hey it’s layndon
Person 2:oh hey it’s hate layndon day

by Thshsj November 22, 2023

Give a girl a hoodie day

On January 15th you give a girl a hoodie

Give a girl a hoodie day because she is cold

by Ryan's post January 14, 2021

National Short People Day

On February 6, anyone under 5'6 will be given a chance to not get dominated by tall people for one day. For those over 5'6, expect roasts about your foot long neck.

Boy 1: 'I heard she was 4'11.'
Boy 2: 'Don't hang around her because it's National Short People Day.'

by nonrupt October 20, 2021

National Kiss Day

September 15th 2019 is national kiss day! (Girls and boys alike)

"Hey Kaitlyn guess what dat it is?"-John
"I don't know john?"-Kaitlyn
*Kiss* "Its national Kiss day!"

by YoDaniel September 15, 2019