Holy Monday

The lag for religious people after Holy Week but they still think it is.

Kevin: wow, I never thought Holy Week would end
Tony: what are you talking about? it's Holy Monday!

by KevinTV May 14, 2011

Flag

Get the Holy Monday mug.

Holy

-She’s a girl who loves women
-Look str8 but fucking gae

Look, Holy so gae.

by im_obsessed_with_women December 26, 2021

Flag

Get the Holy mug.

holy curved

Something that's not right, or graceful, or fortunate. The opposite of damn straight.

Gamer: np, i'll brb, haven't got to the last world
Me: holy curved... it took you that long...

by albcmlga October 27, 2022

Flag

Get the holy curved mug.

Holy Hand Grenade

The basic definition of a nuke, but better. Throwing one in the wrong place or area could a chain reaction of explosions causing the universe itself to implode, then explode with the wrath of God

He then threw the Holy Hand Grenade, and killed every enemy in the area, and also blew up everyone and thing the area

by Slimjimninja May 27, 2020

Flag

Get the Holy Hand Grenade mug.

Holy trinitied

To holy trinity- the act of consuming 5 alcoholic beverages, smoking a joint, and using 2 zyn pouches, in sequential order within 1 hour.

Holy trinitied
“Holy shit goose is making some weird fucking noises”
“Yeah dude he’s on his 3rd straight holy trinity”

by Hdbdbdd August 7, 2024

Flag

Get the Holy trinitied mug.

holy shit

Holy shit:
1. The shit or dung of God, which is disposed of in a holy toilet.
2. A slang which is usually laughed at. Example: WTF, because it stands for With The Family.

1) God sure has some holy shit!
2) Holy shit, I forgot to take toilet paper when I went for a shit.

by XInTheDark September 30, 2019

Flag