A "Taylor Tree" is a rare species of tree that only sprouts in the presence of a female athlete who has an aversion to sour cream. Instead of leaves, it has tiny sports bras hanging from its branches and its fruit are naturally flavored protein shakes. Touching the trunk magically improves your sports game, but only if you've loudly declared your disdain for sour cream within the last 24 hours.
“ After Jenny, who detested sour cream and was known for her fierce competitiveness, planted the mysterious seed, she couldn't believe her eyes when a Taylor Tree sprouted, complete with tiny sports bras and trophies hanging from its branches.”
“ During the neighborhood barbecue, Sarah couldn't help but boast about her Taylor Tree, claiming its protein shake fruits gave her the edge in every tennis match, but she had to admit that the tree's competitive nature had scared away all the other plants in her garden.”
“ During the neighborhood barbecue, Sarah couldn't help but boast about her Taylor Tree, claiming its protein shake fruits gave her the edge in every tennis match, but she had to admit that the tree's competitive nature had scared away all the other plants in her garden.”
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Get the Tom taylor mug.**Tay or Taylor (noun):** An adjective denoting an exceptionally handsome and charismatic individual who exudes a confident and magnetic aura. This term emphasizes both physical attractiveness and a dominant, captivating presence, often associated with the qualities of an alpha personality.
"Did you see that guy at the party last night? Total Tay or Taylor vibes! He walked in and everyone's attention shifted to him immediately. Such a charismatic and good-looking dude!"
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Deserves all the awards she was given and nominated for.
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He's also the dick who claimed he made Taylor famous, but in reality his sped ass
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Who made who famous?
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Taylor Alison Swift is the best songwriter in the whole world.
Deserves all the awards she was given and nominated for.
K*nye is just an asshole who interrupted Taylor Swift at the VMA's in 2009.
He's also the dick who claimed he made Taylor famous, but in reality his sped ass
interrupted her WHILE she was literally accepting the VMA award.
Who made who famous?
Taylor made Kanye's mf ass famous. Period.
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