floppy dick

A floppy dick is an unfortunate symptom that may be acquired when a guy goes without masturbating a very long time. As you go about your day while the penis is in its flaccid state you will feel it pulsating and throbbing, flopping up and down, back and forth, flopping from side to side, flopping against your left thigh and then against your right thigh. And it may still be flopping up and down around everyone you meet and then the mind will start playing games with you telling you that you want to fuck everyone and anyone you meet. Your mind will say things like "see that guy over there? You want to fuck him don't you?" And you'll say, "no I don't!" and the mind will say "then why is your dick flopping up and down?".

Ever since I stopped jerking off, I now walk around all day long with a floppy dick.

by Bill Beef March 2, 2024

shift dick

When your partner uses your penis like a stick shift in a car.

Bro they give the best shift dick I swear.

by fosterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr January 11, 2021

Dick

Another word for penis.

1: Dick's has good balls
2: wow
1: What? Dick"s sporting goods

by FYI Informing Person April 23, 2017

Toji dick rider

Gege akutami!! (me too Gege, me too.)

guy1: "i got in a competition on who's the biggest Toji dick rider"
guy2: "you're fucked"
guy1: "nah, i'd win"

by fleshcheesecake January 7, 2024

dick

long or small organ of the male body. and in the example below it would be very small

your dick is tiny jacob.

by totaly not Alexis March 21, 2022

dick bandit

A girl who makes great efforts to get the attention of horny dudes, similar to a thirst trap.

Did you see what that girl posted on Facebook? She is such a dick bandit.

by Flyingbuffalos November 21, 2021

benjamin button's dick

Benjamin Button's dick: a Disease that causes ur to grow smaller untill u have a mangina

BRO! Your giving me Benjamin Button's dick!

It was so cold out side that i have Benjamin Button's dick

by Prime Minister McRibs April 10, 2016