The rusty spoon

The weapon you pick when it demands the slowest and most painful death possible. This will aggravate us all using the rusty spoon it truly will.

"This took beyond the rusty spork today it took the rusty spoon."

by Nahman1250050 August 10, 2022

Rusty Sanchez

The successful combination of both a Dirty Sanchez and a Rusty Trombone. Don't try this at home. This should only be attempted by professionals. A Rusty Sanchez is when a man who is receiving a rim job and a blow job at the same time decides to poop a little on the face of the person giving them that and then sticks their fingers or has their partner stick their fingers in the butt to dig out more so you can complete the fecal mustache on that person. If you're more adventurous, you or your partner could do it to you while you're getting this. Just make sure to kiss your partner at some point.

I heard that the Sturg gives a good Rusty Sanchez and can also receive a good one as well.

by The Erie Sturg February 1, 2023

rusty wilbur

When a male hasn't had sex for a substantial period of time, he might warn his partner that his wilbur (his penis) is a little rusty (out of practice).

Just to warn you, I've got a Rusty Wilbur.

by Ulare4 October 6, 2022

Rusty Bible

Cutting a hole in a bible and fucking it until your dick bleeds. Once you finish your cum and blood dry on the bible leaving a “Rusty” film

I was mad at my priest so I turned his bible into a “Rusty Bible”

by Mikey boi grokowski November 20, 2021

rusty stob

A rusty place to put ur dick, a person with this name is a rapist and a gay pervert with no chance in life

Man thats a good looking rusty stob

by Ball scracher January 16, 2016

Rusty Musket

When having anal sex with your partner, and you get a corn kernel stuck in the tip you or penis. When you are about to orgasm, pull out and shoot the corn into your partners face

After the BBQ, Jen and I went home and I gave her a Rusty Musket

by Buhbuh B April 12, 2023

Rusty Pelican

A sex move created in the Pacific Northwest United States where a large fish(living or dead) is completely inserted in a woman's vagina then you eat out that woman's butthole.

I gave that girl from the bar a rusty pelican last night!

by TheDarkHornet May 14, 2025