Gibb's First Law

Coined by Gibbs himself, it is short for 'Gibb's First law of relational-dynamics'

It states that:

No relationship between two persons can ever remain purely platonic, it will either end with one member (usually the male) feeling friendzoned and thus ending the relationship after they lose all hope, or with the relationship becoming romantic, in which case Gibb's Second Law must apply as Gibbs is always right.
Person 1: "Whoa, Sarah and Matt are such good friends!"
Person 2: "Trust me, they're gonna be more than friends soon enough"
Person 1: "Oh yeahhhh, Gibb's First Law, lucky Matt!"
by Slow-winky February 14, 2017
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1- Parent's cousin.
2- Cousin's child.
First-cousin-once-removed.
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1 Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cheese Puffs 🧀: The First Juvenile Release
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes

Person 1:The Thirty Minute Dalliance 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release
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First Haircut

A common New England phrase (growing to become a global trend) used to acknowledge and commend a friend or acquaintances’ fresh new haircut.
Hey Frank… First Haircut… cool.
by Fv3 July 18, 2022
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Child of their maternal first cousin’s child with the paternal first cousin’s child or double-first cousin’s grandchild.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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