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Holy Goff

Weed so fire you feel like you have accended to the Heavens
Kid 1: yo bro pass the Zaa

Kid 2: ight bro I got you with some new shit

Kid 1: oh fr lemme hit it (TAKES A FAT RIP)

Kid 1: holy shit bro this shit is so good what ya call this?

Kid 2: bro you just smoked the Holy Goff
by ANAL Bible thumping June 27, 2023
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Holy-Fred

A nigga who always appreciate two dicks at the same time, and never let you down if you need a hand(job) or two.
john: Holy-Fred need a hand

william: me too!
Holy-Fred: i got two hands innit
by SuCk My DiCk StOoOoPiD May 21, 2019
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Holy Granoly

An interjection used in replacement of "holy moly". Used by those who enjoy eating granola.
"Holy granoly, that's so sick!"
"Holy granoly, I'm so sorry for your loss."
by Granola Enjoyer June 5, 2024
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Holy Grail

The cup Jesus drank from on the last supper. It is currently being held in the dungeons of Assumption highschool.
When I was looking through the piles of junk in the dungeons, I found the holy grail!
by Astudentatassumptionhighschool December 9, 2021
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Holy Monday

The lag for religious people after Holy Week but they still think it is.
Kevin: wow, I never thought Holy Week would end
Tony: what are you talking about? it's Holy Monday!
by KevinTV May 14, 2011
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Holy sock syndrome

All the behaviour in the gym while undergoing gymnastics training to minimise the exposure of a hole in your sock that your just found.

This includes hiding foot with the ruptured sock and trying to distract people with hand gestures.
She just made a face like she discovered his holy sock syndrome.
by papi1938374 February 11, 2023
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