clerk work

it happens when you're stoned

Hi Dad, yes, you will be happy that i got a job! It's, uh, clerk work!

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 5, 2020

Working less than Santa

When someone works little to no hours, slacks at work or is unemployed that person 'works less than Santa'.

"You have to pick someone to do the group project with, what about Matt?"
"Nah, working with him equals working in singleplayer, he works less than Santa Claus"

"I haven't seen him work a day in his life, he works less than Santa"

"Since the accident, he has been working less than Santa"

by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023

give her that work

giving a consenting woman a ginormous penis that you worked hard for

shut the fuck up n go give her that work, irving

by plungerpete12 April 20, 2022

That's not gonna work for me brotha

Taken from legendary pro wrestler Hulk Hogan who would use the phrase to turn down any decision that didn't benefit him. Now used as a way of turning something/anything down emphatically

Boss: Can you stay pass your shift?

You: That's not gonna work for me brotha!

by Professor Sequoia December 31, 2022

Work smarter not harder

This is a phrase that a humble boss would use when they have no idea how to help and want to confess that they are an absolute idiot and to apologise for putting you in a situation where you will probably get sick from stress and overwork.

"I can't believe you agreed to that. There is no way we will get it done in time."

"Work smarter not harder."

"Ok, it isn't your fault that you are a moron. I accept your apology."

by gav-wan December 2, 2021

working it

Staring at a penis and give the guy an erection just by saying on

Your working it every night

by tacoguy March 10, 2017

to earn the right to work

references a video which is a remix to the song called "fine print" which repeats the line "to earn the right to work" for over 8 hours, often references repetition in terms of manual labour jobs.

"we work to earn the right to work to earn the right to work to earn the right to work to earn the right to work"

"ok bro calm down"

by smortingcoke February 22, 2025