holy acrimony

Mondegreen of the phrase "holy matrimony" - most likely as a deliberate Freudian slip, to refer to the state of being married and miserable.

Dost thou take this man to be thy awfully dreaded husband?
Dost thou take this woman to be thy awfully dreaded wife?

By the power vested in me by Church and State, I hereby declare thee joined in holy acrimony. What God hath joined, let no man put asunder.

You may now diss the bride. Amen.

by bitchuck September 08, 2024

The Holy Sacrafice

When you eat out a Christian girl on her period (aka) her body is the bread and her blood is the wine.

I showed my devotion to my girlfriend by making The Holy Sacrafice.

by Savedbythebell October 28, 2017

Holy Yabbo's

The Greatest Porno movie of all time, starring Seymore Dicksinhole and Mary Jane.

Guy: I heard the new Holly Yabbo's movie is coming out!
Guy2: Yeah, nigga Holy Yaboo's V: Return of the Grundle!
Guy3: GIMME YO MONEY BITCH-NIGGA!

by Rhyno the Albino June 11, 2003

Holy Cat Shit!

Angry Exclaimation.

HOLY CAT SHIT! Look at that long ass drive thru line!

by Sndromofadwn March 07, 2011

.....I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is Annoyed, I.....

.....I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is Annoyed, I.....

.....I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is Annoyed, I.....

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 09, 2025

holy crap

Ok listen here you CANNOT say this to your elementary friends unless you want the teacher to come over or to your middle and high school friends otherwise they think you are just fucking weird. Never say this unless you are that ONE guy who keeps talking to me in Social Studies. I'm talking to you James.

Elementary:
You: HOLY CRAP
Kid: dude not cool im telling

Middle+:
You: HOLY CRAP
Kid: dude wtf

by ok male friend February 24, 2020

Holy-righteous

It means when a person acts "holier than thou" or in other words they want to act like their a saint and can do no wrong.

That lady always wants to be the star of church, playing like she's holy-righteous.

by The Last Saltgrain April 13, 2021