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Holy ghosted

When you’re dating a Christian woman and she just stops responding to you. You’ve been holy ghosted.
I was dating this nice Christian woman and things were going well until she holy ghosted me.
by anonymous June 29, 2024
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Holy mared

Hollymared (noun) meaning holy shit from France
I went to Daubi for half the year with my husband bought some flowers for my mom , made a nice treehouse for my daughter stayed at home. With the family ..mom emptied holy mared as she saw Me come back with my husband holy mared as we walked into the house.
by Pink warrior June 16, 2018
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holy weed

The process of ripping a page out of the Bible and rolling it into a blunt.
Did you see what Blake did at that party? Yeah man he must have smoked some holy weed.
by Ruen March 14, 2017
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Holy Banan

A mythic word that can be used in every sentence often by your mom
Me: mom i have gotten a girlfriend

Mom: What in the actually Holy banan
by Toge_Inumaki January 25, 2024
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Holy Crash

Instead of saying "Holy Crap" it goes "Holy Crash"
by K3 1 97 11 March 30, 2022
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Holy Ghosting

Cutting ties and all communication with ones church for any reason without explanation.

When one decides for whatever reason that they have had enough of the Bible, so they stop attending church and completely cut off communication with all of their holy roller friends.
No one has seen or heard a word from brother Bob in weeks. He's Holy Ghosting us!
by Marcus8581 July 22, 2018
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Holy Martrimony

noun. a unique marital bond that is such a significant bond, that one can only compare it to a spiritual or "holy" bond between a married couple that enthusiastically "MART" (see ud definition) on one another.
"Aaron and Miranda live blissfully in holy Martrimony," says Tony to Dean when he noticed the couples room was over- powered by the ever-lingering, pungent aroma of holy martrimony.
by Tonecapone October 10, 2023
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