First for Women

a woman's magazine published by A360media in the USA

Every issue of First for Women is full of celebrity tips, pro secrets and savvy shortcuts that will leave you feeling and looking great!

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

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first officer

When you are second in command to a legend who is the Captain but who very quickly realises that the first officer has total control

I sailed my boat as first officer before quickly becoming the captain

by J_gogo September 19, 2020

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step-first-cousin-once-removed

1- Stepparent's first-cousin.
2- Parent's step-first-cousin.
3- Step-first-cousin's child.
4- First-cousin's stepchild.
5- Step-1C1R.

My step-first-cousin-once-removed is a good person.

by User655 July 25, 2021

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First Degree Manhoodslaughter

A death resulting from the repeated action of beating someone wildly with your penis. The coroner's report usually shows multiple mushroom shaped bruises to the skull region.

Gentleman: Guys, I am getting charged with first degree manhoodslaughter. I may be canned for a number of years.

Friend: What is that?

Gentleman: I accidently killed my girlfriend last month. She wouldn't swallow my load so I started beating her senseless with my man pipe. I stopped too late and now am facing that charge.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017

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